Random Shit

  • Lisa Sparxxx Named Spike TV’s Gangbang Queen

    Posted: Feb 01, 2010

    Lisa Sparxxx Named Spike TV's Gangbang Queen

    Veteran adult performer and personality Lisa Sparxxx was recently featured on Spike TV’s Manswers, where she received credit for being the “world’s greatest whore,” following her 919 man World Record event.

    “A lot of pornstars try to claim they are the world’s greatest whore,” says Lisa Sparxxx, “But the simple fact is I have 919 witnesses from one looong day of sex to prove that the title belongs to me!”

    “It’s not something I would ever try to repeat,” Sparxxx added, “But I am very proud of proving I’m the best at what I do.”

    “The experience was really great from start to finish,” Lisa Sparxxx said of the Maswers filming schedule. “Everyone was really professional and non-judgmental throughout the shoot. I think the episode came out really well and it has already had a significant impact on publicity for my official website, LisaSparxxx.com.”

  • Smash Pictures to Release ‘Divorce Court’ Parody

    Posted: Jan 13, 2010

    Personally I hate the court shows on tv, but when I got an email that Smash Pictures is about to release a parody of ‘Divorce Court’ I of course had to check it out. I have to say I laughed and the sex is H-O-T! (The creampie action isn’t bad either!)

    Taken From Smash Pictures:
    Monique Fuentes is divorcing her cheating husband Tony Ribas in court. During recess she privately pleads her case as Judge Ron Jeremy willingly slides his legendary salami into her pussy. Meanwhile, Tony is checking out the stenographer Phoenix Marie who eventually feeds her anal hunger on his dipstick. Behind closed doors, divorcee Diamond Fox slyly uses her pussy to get what she wants from her ex-hubby’s lawyer Mark Wood. Avy Scott’s curvy body helps her to stay out of jail, by getting it on with bailiff Prince. Raylene and James Deen are looking to split up but decide to make up instead and fuck in front of everybody in court!

    Cast Includes: Avy Scott, Diamond Foxx, Monique Fuente, Phoenix Marie, Raylene

  • Pornstar Sasha Grey Poses for PETA Ad Encouraging Spaying and Neutering

    Posted: Jan 08, 2010

    You know, I have to give Pornstar Sasha Grey a high five for taking a stand with PETA, or the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, to encouraging pet owners to spay and neuter their pets.

    Sasha Grey declares “Too much sex can be a bad thing”, for dogs and cats, that is – in a provocative new PETA ad in which she’s shown posing nude in a bed. Sasha will be unveiling the campaign after she delivers the keynote speech at the 2010 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

    Sasha Grey is the latest celebrity to appear in PETA’s ad series that is aimed at reducing dog and cat overpopulation by promoting spaying and neutering.

    “I think spaying and neutering is incredibly important,” said Grey in an exclusive PETA interview. “It keeps the animals out of the shelters and there’s too many unwanted animals out there already.”

    Each year, up to 8 million dogs and cats are dumped at U.S. animal shelters, and about half of them must be euthanized because of a lack of suitable homes. Sasha urges all her fans to help curb the overpopulation crisis by spaying and neutering their dogs and cats to prevent pregnancies.

    The ad was shot by renowned celebrity photographer Andrew Southam.

  • Twilight of Virginity – Adult Themed Spoof of The Twilight Series

    Posted: Jan 03, 2010

    I got a message on Twitter today that Veronica Franco is following me. (No clue who that is, but thanks for following me!) So while checking out her profile I see one to the funniest things I’ve seen all day! Twilight has Returned… sort of! ;)

    The first, and only, adult themed spoof of the Twilight series has been released, or is soon to be released this year. To be honest, their sites are a bit confusing and don’t give out to much info one way or the other about the scenes, cast, release date, ect… So I’m going to just call it new.

    The video is called ‘Twilight of Virginity’ and from looking at the trailer it fucking rocks! What do you guys think? Personally I think it will be the first video I buy in 2010. :)

    p.s. SpankWire says ‘This Feature Spoof Porn DVD hits the streets Feb 13th!’

  • Recent Changes At The DirtyGeek

    Posted: Jan 01, 2010

    Yo Fellas, just making a quick post to update you guys on a couple of new things going on. The major thing is the addition of porn star profiles! My buddies over at AEBN are helping me get things in place to bring a porn star databases to DirtyGeek. Long story short, even more hot bitches for you guys to check out!

    On a different note, I did a little editing to the porn review and gallery area to to make the content a bit more stable and a LOT easier to read. So check it out and let me know what you horny fuckers think. :)

    Later,
    DirtyGeek

  • Apple wins appeal of iPod hearing loss case

    Posted: Dec 31, 2009

    And the dumbass award goes to… LOL Who knew that a headphone and music player could cause hearing loss when you listen to music to loud. At least that was what the dumb ass plaintiffs claimed in their appeal put before the federal appeals court on Wednesday.

    However a federal appeals court on Wednesday upheld a lower court ruling that said Apple’s iPod music players do not pose an unacceptable risk to users’ hearing.

    The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth District affirmed a 2008 decision by a California district court to dismiss a long-running lawsuit that claimed iPods endangered users’ hearing. iPods, said the original 2006 lawsuit — which eventually boasted three plaintiffs and sought class-action status — were defective because they could play music at unsafe volumes above 115 decibels (dB).

    The district court disagreed, saying that any dangers of hearing loss from playing music too loud were “obvious” and “unavoidable.” The plaintiffs then appealed.

  • Angelina Jolie named ‘beauty icon of the decade’ in poll

    Posted: Dec 31, 2009

    Angelina Jolie

    Angelina Jolie has been named the ‘beauty icon of the decade’ in a new poll, ahead of love rival Jennifer Aniston. According to Superdrug, who commissioned the research, which saw 3,000 people questioned, Jolie’s famous pout, thick hair and “strong character” made her the envy of women around the world.

    Steve Jebson, Commercial Director for Superdrug, said:

    “Angelina Jolie is not a conventional beauty but her strong character shines through her fabulous features to give her a unique standing in the beauty world. It’s worth noting that while everyone talks about Angelina’s pout we find that its her long thick lustrous hair that really makes British women envious, as well as a figure made for red carpet posturing.”

    Between you and me, while I love the young hot slutty girls it is great to see that the list is packed with women of all ages and colors in the top twenty, from the ageless beauty Joanna Lumley to new national sweet heart Cheryl Cole. Australian pop princess Kylie Minogue came third in the poll followed by Welsh actress Catherine Zeta Jones. Cheryl Cole, The Girls Aloud star and X Factor judge, came fifth.

    Top 20 beauty icons of the decade
    1. Angelina Jolie
    2. Jennifer Aniston
    3. Kylie Minogue
    4. Catherine Zeta Jones
    5. Cheryl Cole
    6. Scarlett Johansson
    7. Keira Knightly
    8. Beyonce Knowles
    9. Liv Tyler
    10. Halle Berry
    11. Kate Winslet
    12. Myleene Klass
    13. Kelly Brook
    14. Nigella Lawson
    15. Kate Beckinsale
    16. Megan Fox
    17. Eva Longoria
    18. Joanna Lumley
    19. Holly Willoughby
    20. Charlize Theron

  • Top 30 Possible Celebrity Sex Faces

    Posted: Dec 16, 2009

    Nothing says hot like celebrity sex… Well possible celebrity sex faces at least! The folks over at celebuzz recently posted their ‘Top 30 Possible Celebrity Sex Faces‘ and to be honest, most of them look like they smelled a fart in the elevator. Here are a few that I thought you guys might like. :)

  • Porn Star Holly Sampson Alleged Mistress Of Tiger Woods

    Posted: Dec 13, 2009

    Porn Star Holly Sampson Alleged Mistress Of Tiger Woods

    Porn Star Holly Sampson Alleged Mistress Of Tiger Woods

    SportsByBrooks reports that in an online video interview with Naughty America Live adult film actress Holly Sampson reveals that alleged she had sex with Tiger Woods.

    She (Holly Sampson) goes into detail about her alleged experience with golf pro, Tiger Woods.

    Holly Sampson: “I fucked Tiger Woods. … Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was amazing. And then he (Tiger Woods) picked me to go in the room. I have to say he was really good. … I think it’s pretty amazing. He’s (Tiger Woods) like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful.”

    She (Holly Sampson) also confirmed performing oral sex on Woods and that he used a condom.

    This interview happened six months ago. The alleged sex happened at least three years ago – before Tiger Woods’ marriage.

    The interview can be seen at the Naughty America website.

  • NBA Atlanta Hawks Dancer Brandy Blair on Naughty America

    Posted: Dec 13, 2009

    NBA Atlanta Hawks Dancer Brandy Blair

    NBA Atlanta Hawks Dancer Brandy Blair


    Brandy Blair, a former Atlanta Hawks Dancer (formerly known as Briana) stars in the new My Wife’s Hot Friend Porn scene released Friday November 20 on Naughty America.

    Brandy had always fantasized about moving to the Los Angeles area and four months ago when her contract with the Atlanta Hawks ended, she did just that.

    Brandy originally planned on continuing her dancing career and furthering her modeling experience. However, soon after arriving in Los Angeles, she was at a test shoot for Playboy Magazine when she met her current agent.

    “I’ve always been pretty open minded,” said Blair, “even though I had always been reserved sexually, I thought I’d give it a try”.I had never even posed nude before and all of the sudden I saw this whole other side of myself that I had never seen. It has been a very liberating experience”.

    She said that her extensive dance training has helped her immensely in the Porn Industry. She is very aware of her body, her movements and her camera angles.

    Brandy says “her fans and friends back home just found out about my new profession in the Adult Industry on Wednesday of this week when a radio station in Georgia broke the news”.

    She says everyone she knows has been supportive and the response has been very positive. Now that she has made her first few scenes for the top websites in the biz and she has begun acquiring a new fan base, she is more than excited to see where this new career takes her.

    She had no expectations when she began acting, but now she sees that she is very good at what she does. In the near future, Brandy plans to create her own website and begin feature dancing very soon.

    Brandy said, “I’m doing this because I love it. I’m happy and I’m proud to show my work”.

    Here’s your first look at Brandy Blair in My Wife’s Hot Friend.

Get Adobe Flash playerPlugin by wpburn.com wordpress themes